Not even De Niro and Depardieu's double handjob, followed by a epileptic seizure from the whore that was servicing them, could save this stinker.
This movie was five hours long. Five hours.
I don't know why they dubbed parts in English when they could've just put the subtitles in. I didn't feel any empathy towards the characters - there were just too many of them. Maybe you have to be in the right mood for an epic like this, but I sure wasn't.
Boring. Boring. But I know you're curious.
